dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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