just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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