I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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