Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We're too hungover to prance.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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