dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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