I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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