i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm just crazy horny about you
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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