everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
We are two peas in an std pod
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
