so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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