Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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