would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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