I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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