The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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