is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
