I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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