After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
