Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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