Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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