On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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