I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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