Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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