is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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