K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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