brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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