oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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