He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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