Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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