So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
even my farts smell like vagina
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!