fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.