I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!