I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Soap is not a condiment
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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