is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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