He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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