I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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