my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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