we have pet lesbian snakes
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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