jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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