our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Found the puke drawer
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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