Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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