and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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