As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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