Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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