do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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