i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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