Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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