I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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