Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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