I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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