Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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