I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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