she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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