Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
