He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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