That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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