ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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