How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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