Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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