Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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